I know this is an anniversary piece... but part of me thinks this might be a bit of vengeance for the whole, sending me a picture showing my daughter on a stripper pole business... And possibly the chandelier smashing bit.
I'm starting to feel seriously sorry for Vinyl. All of this 'abuse' is going to start giving her nightmares. She's going to end up being terrified of the color grey for the rest of her life. Cute though.